I keep a little list on my phone of funny things that Bubs says. Some of them are very strange indeed, some of them are hilarious in that way that four year olds can be and some are just plain cute. Here are a few of her latest musings.
“I can’t eat chicken. I’m not a herbivore remember.”
“Stop hurting my life!” – In the midst of a tantrum
“I hurt my cross bone mummy.”
“That’s your funny bone.”
“We’ll it didn’t make me laugh it made me mad, so it’s my cross bone.”
“My brain is made of three things: cake, friends and more cake.”
“This pillow is mad at me.”
“I have a secret mummy.”
“Yes. My other grandma** is a penguin.”
After her first day of school
“Well that was interesting.”
**Bubs’ “Other Grandma” passed away nine years ago but Bubs regularly has conversations with her and blames her other grandma for all the naughty stuff she does.