We’re eating toad-in-the-hole for dinner
It’s hole in your tadpole mummy.
I’m trying to get her up and ready for preschool
Don’t touch me! I’m very delicate.
While harvesting raspberries
Watch out for the pickles, they might hurt your feelings.
While lifting up her left foot when I’m trying to put her right shoe on
I think my knees are on the wrong feet.
Bubs is busy doing something that daddy told her not to
Hubs: What did I say!
Bubs: *sigh* Oh lots of things.
We’re rushing home from walking Sam in the pouring rain
Bubs: Can I go on the slide mummy?
Me: Not really sweetheart it’s too wet.
a minute later
Bubs: I’ve wet myself mummy!
Me: Oh dear have you?
Bubs: Yes but don’t touch my trousers… I can go on the slide now that I’m already wet.
Me: Have you really wet yourself?
Bubs: Uuuuuummmm… no.
Pointing to her eye
Bubs: Mummy say eye
Pointing to her chest
Bubs: Mummy say love
Pointing to me
Bubs: Mummy say you
Bubs: I love you too mummy.